Future Shock

Mom was explaining to Zack today that since he's gotten so good at pooping in the potty, we will no longer be giving him little cars as presents for success, we are instead moving to stickers. Mom said something like "In the future, you will get stickers."

And Zack replied "I don't poop in the future, I poop in the potty."

First Joke

We got the Cars DVD today and were watching it in the car. Zack and I were later talking about the characters.
"There's Doc Hudson," I said.
"He not silly. They're not silly." said Zack
"What about Mater? He's a silly tow truck," I said.
"He's not silly, he's Darth Mater. Hee Hee Hee. That's funny" Zack said.
I couldn't help but laugh too.

Hot Mama

After reading to Zack before bed, we realized his blankie was in the other room. He ran to get it and then came back and jumped into bed snuggling it to his face. Thinking about how nice it was that a blankie isn't something he would have to outgrow or move on from (like a pacifier or a crib), I said, "Blankies are cool."
Zack smiled and said, "Mommy is hot."

Nice...